Thursday, May 30, 2013

Tell it like it is... kind of.


Hello good and faithful readers! I've missed you all! 

It's been a tough few months... Whoo buddy! I guess the highlight, or lowlight as it were (what does it mean when people say as it were? I don't know but it sounds fancy so I'm going with it.)

What was I saying? Oh right. It’s been tough… I found out that since my previous Botox and hydrodistention via cystoscopy in November my bladder developed the dreaded hunners ulcers. (A symptom that only 5-10% of people with IC are cursed with. They’re ulcers that attach to the bladder walls and can bleed or ooze. There’s no treatment or prevention.)  When I had my last Botox procedure about a month ago and my doctor said my bladder looked like a giant sore and covered in hunners ulcers. I've always had a sad, tiny, decrepit looking bladder but it’s a wreck now. I could go into it way more but basically I sort of panicked for a few weeks. I couldn’t accept that after 13 years of having severe IC there was now photo evidence that it was progressing and doing so kind of quickly. So I just didn’t really think about it and when I talked about it I kind of brushed it off.

When I let myself think about it I was terrified. I was more scared than when I woke up from a dream where a flock of seagulls were fighting over the fruit on a Chiquita Banana hat that I happen to be wearing... I just turned 26 about a week ago. What a whipper snapper I am! But I was diagnosed at age 14 so in the last 12 years my bladder has gone from bad to almost as bad as it gets. This bladder has 60 more years to go…

But I can't keep obsessing. It is what it is. I have a wounded bladder.

So now that you're caught up let’s get to the point of today's blog! 

I am consumed with the cyber world of IC. I'm a member of many support groups, I have dozens of Facebook friends who also have it, and from those I have become good friends with a few that I text with daily. It’s so great being surrounded by people who don’t blush at the word urethra, think vaginal suppositories are more normal than Tylenol, and don’t try to tempt me with IC enemy foods.

So when I'm out in "the real world" I kind of forget that most people don't even know about IC! On Saturday my 20 month old son, Titus and I went to get haircuts… It was a particularly stressful event. Titus’ first haircut at a salon, I was getting mine cut too so I couldn’t supervise or soothe him if he got nervous, and then my husband took Titus to walk outside right by a busy street. The hair stylist could obviously sense my stress and said as blunt as some haircuts, “You must be a worrier.” I kind of chuckled, preparing to laugh it off and replied, “we don’t get out much.” Then she went into a whole lecture about how I needed to get out more  and how important it is for kids to see the world, bla bla bla… If you know me you know I’m one of those “nice people” i.e. a sucker. So I just laughed again and said “well I have some health issues so we try to do as much as we can when I’m feeling okay.”

Of course then she felt bad and tried to back pedal. It was all quite comical really. So then it came, the typical, “do you mind if I ask……”

Here we go! The inevitable question. What if I just said, “Actually I do mind.” We all know I would never say that but it would be kind of nice some times. I really don’t mind talking about my IC it’s just hard to know what to say.  I wish it was as known and feared as like, cancer, and then when the topic comes up I could just say… “Oh I have interstitial cystitis” and they say, “Oh you poor dear.” End of conversation. But no. When it comes up I’d like to pull out my collapsible pointing stick and plastic life size bladder display, find a stage and get to work teaching the ways of IC but somehow that seems overboard.

So before I start my demonstration I have to get a sense of how much the person wants to know… Are they just asking to be polite? Or are they like my Aunt Claudia who really cares but is highly squeamish and can hardly stand the word urine, much less pee? Or maybe they’re those know it all types that want to tell you want new potion you just have to buy that will do miracles. Or maybe, just maybe they really want to know because their compassionate people? Or it could be they’re sickos who enjoy hearing about other people’s bladders? Hard to say… So I start out my lesson on IC kind of slow to get a read on my student.

Generally something like, “well I have interstitial cystitis”. 99.7% of the time their blank, innocent little faces just blink at me waiting… so I continue. “It’s a bladder disease.” This is where you can start putting them into categories… if they say something like, “oh that’s too bad” then I consider them in the polite category and the conversation over. But most of the time people want to know more… but do they really?
Do they really want to know all about the inner workings of my botched bladder? So my next step is to usually say, “It’s kind of like having a UTI 24/7.” This is where the common know-it-all’s jump in… “My aunt Judy had a bladder infection that lasted 13 days, have you tried cranberry juice? She drank 84 gallons of that and took some antibiotics and clippity clop she was better in no time!” Sometimes the most ambitious people from this camp jump in when they hear the word cystitis… they think cysts or chronic bladder infections (cys is bladder (like cystoscopy) and itis is related to infection (like bronchitis) but they are wrongo)…  So they’ll say, “Go down to Smitty’s Perscripty, it’s a little all natural supplement store that my neighbor’s grandsons ex boyfriend (scandal I know… can you believe it!? Ethel never saw it coming, he was her favorite baking partner. Who’d have thunk…) Anywho he owns it and they’ll just fix you right up!” I try to kindly correct them or say I’ve tried pretty much everything but a lot of times when people have their tents pitched and their fires made in Camp Know Everything there’s no convincing them. So I say some thing like… “it’s a little different but similar. I’ll have to look into that. Glad Judy is doing well now and um, congrats to Ethel?”

Side note. Cranberry juice is DEATH for us with IC. It’s super acidic and annihilates our tender, scarred bladders. I have no idea why it helps people with UTI’s but it’s the exact opposite for us. I know it’s surprising, we’ve all tried it… trust us. It’s bad.

So then there are people like Rebecca, my hair stylist who seem genuinely intrigued, they want to know the symptoms, the treatments and usually the long term prognosis. Probably seems more dramatic or something. So I give a quick rundown in laymen’s terms, “Basically I have to go a lot, when I gotta go- I gotta go, I have accidents, and mainly lots of pain. It’s like my bladder is kind of allergic to my urine. I get Botox every 4 months and I have two devices that work with my nerves. I’ve tried lots of things but there are a few other things out there left to try so I’m sure it will all work out!”

It is so hard! I ALWAYS end it with a jaunty positive note that almost seems to erase everything I had said before that… I don’t know why. I guess I don’t want sympathy or for them to feel like I’m searching for sympathy. So I lay it out there then I put it back in a box with a pretty bow so they don’t have to worry.

I wonder if people think I’m dealing with a little tingle in my bladder because I down play it but I feel like if I paint a picture of the reality of IC they’ll think I have to be exaggerating. It’s not terminal so how bad could it be? Right? Wrong. I don’t know. Maybe they won’t think that… Sitting here typing this I do not know why I do it. But I do. Every time.

So after I kind of minimized it the girl making me look like Meg Ryan Circa 1998 in “You’ve Got Mail” as per requested lost interest and moved on. 

My Meg Ryan inspired new do!
Then, of course, I started thinking. I need a new way of things. It seems a tad extreme to carry a brochure with pictures of my desecrated bladder, carefully written descriptions and links to learn more but I hate being dismissed, even if I am basically giving them permission to dismiss me. I know it doesn’t even matter what Rebecca the Enumclaw hair dresser thinks about me or random people I meet at parties (because you all know how much I party! HA! When I wrote that I meant like baby showers but then I read it and laughed because it sounds like I meant at a kegger and I wouldn’t know what a keg looked like unless it truly looks like the ones on Beauty and the Beast that Gaston drinks from?)

Well then I started thinking about when I talk about my IC with my loved ones… Guess what I realized. I do the same thing. Not only do I have IC but I also have a new disease where I cannot end a conversation about my health without diminishing it. I guess I don’t want other people to take on the weight of my IC and I want to be seen as strong and totally positive about my deteriorating bladder. Weird. So then I wondered what do people get from what I say when I explain my IC. Do they get the severity and the pain? The lengths I go to alleviate the symptoms? The impact it has had on my life for the last 12 years? So I asked my Facebook friends who are made up of family and friends both old and new. Well. Turns out even when I feel like I’m making a jumbled mess out of the description of IC I am getting the message across. They all pretty much knew the general idea of IC (except for my Dad who guessed Interstitial Cystitis was when a sister dislikes living out of the country… Don’t mind him.) Which means even when I finish a 5 minute dissertation on IC with a “But it’s ok! We all have our challenges!” They don’t write off everything I had said up until that point. So I guess I’ll keep doing what I’m doing. Surveying the listener and giving the correct response that corresponds with that person’s camp. I will try to be honest and not dismissive about my own pain.

I’m not saying it’s not totally, super awesome to be positive and encouraging about this dreadful disease. I guess I just want people to know the severity and reality of the beast… and I want to tell them in a springy, upbeat positive way without discounting everything I just said. IS THAT SO HARD?!?!? Apparently.

So how do you guys with IC explain it to strangers? Or do you tell them to mind your own bees wax and to take a hike?!? HA!

Until next time dearest dears!

Oh wait, one more thing! I saw this on Pinterest the other day and I laughed for way too long... my husband and sister just cracked a smile but I thought it was hilarious! So I thought I would share! 



5 comments:

  1. This is a tough dilemma for us with IC. I was "diagnosed officially" when I had surgery for endometriosis removal and a hysterectomy (adenomyosis) in 2010. My surgeon did the hydrodistension and took those scary photos of my damaged bladder, I was 45 years old. Based on my medical history I have most likely had IC since my late teens. I had multiple "bladder infections or UTIs" and they were often resistant to antibiotics and I was constantly on Pyridium, which back in the 80's was only by prescription! Yes, I too drank gallons of cranberry juice, trying to kill the infection that wasn't usually there (false positive or a true negative urinary bacteria test). Back then the only diagnosis for symptoms of urgency, burning and pain was bladder infection. I am now 47, and I have IC under pretty good control. My biggest trigger is stress and I am a "worrier type" and I have diagnosed Generalized Anxiety Disorder, BAD combo if not curbed! I also have PFD, pelvic floor dysfunction, most likely due to years of pelvic pain from Endo and IC. When people ask "are you better yet?" Or "what do you have?" I typically give my elevator speech; "I have two diseases that cause severe pelvic pain, IC and PFD. They both effect the bladder and there is no cure or medications that mask the symptoms or pain." The people who I can tell don't want to hear more, that is all I will say. Others may want to truly understand, and I do educate them when the door to do so is actually open.

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  2. I've had this crappy disease since I was about 16. Not diagnosed until early 20s. By my first hydrodistention, my bladder was scarred roughly 50%. At 23 I saw the screen and was relieved to know what I had. I was so desperate to know why some days I looked five months pregnant from a swollen bladder that I demanded a spinal so I could watch the screen.

    Funny enough, I was dating a urology resident at the time. One of the faculty was a leading expert on IC in the country so I got to meet her and get treated. I still have crap weeks like this one. I was in a public bathroom after holding it all morning and had to make my main focus not screaming like the axe murderer had found me.

    I finally am in a place where my family knows right away when it gets bad. To explain to strangers is insane. I laughed at the cranberry juice. I would besuper rich if I got a dollar for everytime someone told me I could use cranberry juice. I Can't even drink any of that soda you are carrying lady. You think acidic cranberries are going to work out well against the Hunners?!

    Thanks for the blog. I needed to read about someone else having the same feelings as me.

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  3. One of the ways that I try to explain to people what I go thru on a daily bases is, "You have a cut on your hand now put lemon juice in your cut. That is the way my bladder feels all day every day. Pain medication only takes the edge off." Since I have started explaining it that way people seem to stop giving me odd looks and they then go on with what they are doing. I hate that we have to explain at all sometimes. I have had times that my bladder is so bad that I can't walk. I have had to use the stores motor wheelchairs just to make it in the store to get groceries. The looks I get then, it is like I need to put up a huge flashing sign that says, NO YOU CAN NOT SEE WHAT IS CRIPPLING MY LIFE can you just stop judging me. We don't judge people when they use the chairs if they have a broken leg or you can visually see something wrong. What is wrong with all of us that we feel we have to judge and know what is going on with every person we see. Why should I have to tell some random person that I will never see again why I need the help of the motor wheelchair? I shouldn't but Im sure Im like many of you, I tend to give a little explanation if someone stares at me to long.
    Im not sure if anyone else is having the same problem, I am now having issues with my body finding other things to turn against me. I have just found out that I have issues with my liver. My heart rate is now very high but my blood pressure is fine. ODD!! I found out that I have some blood disorder. When does it end?? I guess that it is time to put on the big girl panties. I thought I had them firmly in place. My body has taken them off and has put a fortified fence up to make sure that I can't get them back on.
    I pray for all my IC sisters. This is sure not for the weak, I think that is why it affects women more than men.

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  4. you mentioned that there is no treatment for hunners ulcers, which there is actually quite a few out there. Just do some research, fulgaration, nerve ablation.

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  5. This blog made me smile. So thank you! I would be rich as well if every time I heard someone say that I should drink cranberry juice to cure my "ailments." Natural health stores are the worst for this and then they bring me to their little book and plant me down with the section entitled "cystitis." I humor them by looking at the available natural herbal remedies for cystitis and leave the store, empty-handed. When people ask about my condition - I generally say that it's like having a bladder infection 24/7 (all the time) but it's not an infection. I also say it feels like when you have a cut on your hand and you spill lemon juice on it - well, that's how my bladder feels all the time - or like when you have a paper cut on your finger and lemon juice goes in it. Often people do not ask any other questions. I try to hide this condition from people - but there are days like today where I am invited out for party for me that my anxiety levels kick the roof because I am fearful if I will be able to stay there and if I will be able to eat anything. But all in all, over the past four years, I have learned what helps, and what doesn't, how to sit, and how to not sit, what to eat, what to avoid for dear life. And I hope that it continues that way! thanks for sharing!

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